Pizza Delivery - 11.24.25

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	I think everybody should be able to have their desired food. Whatever they want to eat, they ought to be able to get it delivered to them. What y'all think? I mean, that's normal now, DoorDash. Yeah, you can do that. And Uber eats, food deliveries, whatever. Don't you think everybody will be able to get what they want? Sure. But why not? Yeah.
0:21.6	If you are, you know, let's just say, you know, you, you did a little, you know, you didn't made some mistakes. I think if you in Angola, you ought to be able to order pizza. You know what I'm saying? Sir. Excuse me? Sir. That's like the prison time. I know. This is pizza delivery right here.
0:39.4	Pizza delivery. That's like the prison time. I know. Hey. This is pizza delivery right here.
0:39.4	Pizza delivery.
0:41.6	Yeah, I live in a gated community.
0:43.7	Come on, let's go.
0:45.6	No pizza.
0:46.6	May I help you?
0:47.4	Hello, I'm trying to order pizza.
0:48.6	Okay, can you inform me, please?
0:51.1	Yeah, all right.
0:53.6	Okay, so about that.
0:54.7	Sarah, can I take your order?
0:55.9	Yeah, I need to order 10 pizzas.
0:57.9	You want 10 pizzas?
0:59.6	And what kind of crust was that going to be?
1:01.6	I need six...
1:03.3	Sorry, can you talk up on me, please?
1:05.4	I need six cheese pizzas.
1:08.0	Six cheese pizzas on thin crust.
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