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Bitch Bible

Pity Party

Bitch Bible

PodcastOne

Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2016

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and her notoriously bitchy cousin Joanna discuss lots of super real shit. Channeling Dr.Schimmel's philosophy that "laughter is the best medicine" Jackie returns to discuss her fued with a Bachelorette cast-off, why she is over the Olympics and a special vocal performance by Grandma Gloria!

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, I'm Jackie Schimmel, writer and creator of Blog and Podcast The Bitch Bible.

0:19.4

I've taken a few weeks off.

0:22.9

This is really awkward and sucks to say, but I'm going to just try to keep this brief.

0:26.8

This is not a PSA.

0:28.5

It's just life.

0:29.5

I've never been one to shy away from the brutal truth.

0:32.7

I've taken some time off because my beautiful mother passed shockingly and tragically.

0:37.4

I'm mad, I'm confused, I'm heartbroken, I'm also skinny as fuck.

0:41.4

Turns out my digestive system doesn't agree with grief and I'm just, my thigap has never

0:45.6

been bigger.

0:47.4

My mother was beautiful, selfless, free spirited generous and had the best sense of humor.

0:52.1

We lost a great bitch.

0:54.0

Mental illness has such shame and stigma surrounding it that it isn't talked about or

0:57.9

taken as seriously as other conditions, easily diagnosed and visual.

1:02.6

I know I joke a lot about various lifestyle choices, but misuse or mispiscriving medications

1:07.5

is incredibly dangerous and it's very life threatening.

1:11.0

People will say where there's smoke, there's fire, everything happens for a reason, there's

1:14.2

always cries for help or tell me that God has a plan.

1:17.8

Those people can go fuck themselves.

1:19.7

There was no reason, no warning signs and no intent for this to happen.

1:24.4

It's been two and a half weeks and laughter is the best medicine.

1:28.0

Oi, so cliche.

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