Pit Stains, Panic Orders & Pastry Porn
Thumb War
Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle
4.9 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2025
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | She had a roommate, right? |
| 0:04.0 | And sorry if you've heard this before here in Atlanta. |
| 0:08.2 | And had she had crispy creams before? |
| 0:12.9 | I don't know because it seems like a story only a first time. |
| 0:16.2 | A virgin eater. |
| 0:17.5 | A first timer. |
| 0:18.8 | You don't know what you're fucking with. |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.3 | So full dozen crispy creams, her roommate was given to her or something. |
| 0:29.8 | It almost seems like she was baiting her like, I'm going to just leave these here. |
| 0:34.6 | I got to go. |
| 0:35.5 | I'll be back. |
| 0:37.3 | So I think she was maybe invited to try one. Right? |
| 0:42.7 | So I have one if you want. So she has a crispy cream. And if you've had a crispy cream before, |
| 0:49.5 | they go down easy, very easy. Especially fresh. Fresh. It's still warm, right? She instantly has another one. |
| 1:00.7 | Okay. And then soon after that, has another one. Before long, she's eaten the entire dozen donuts and is on her way to Krispy Cream to replace the dozen. |
| 1:14.0 | Which I could see myself doing that. |
| 1:16.0 | 100%. |
| 1:16.5 | Desperate times, folks. |
| 1:18.2 | 100%. |
| 1:18.7 | Look, it's like, I've come this far. |
| 1:22.0 | I might as well finish it. |
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