PISTOL SHRIMPS RADIO: WHITE ELEPHANT 12/5/17

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🗓️ 6 December 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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The Shrimps take on themselves in a holiday white elephant gift exchange at Matt and Amanda's house. Mark and Matt call the action.The Shrimps on Twitter: @pistolshrimpsbbThe Shrimps on Instagram: @thepistolshrimpsPistol Shrimps Radio on Twitter: @shrimpsradioPistol Shrimps Radio on Instagram: @pistolshrimpsradio

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and sees apply check the Uber app. Well, it's a tiny tin Tuesday. God bless us everyone from big time Scrooge man to
0:38.5	Tannenbaum fun. I'm Matt Gourley. And I'm Mark McConville full of holiday spirit Christmas cheer and New Year's phase.
0:48.4	That's right we're coming to you live from actually my house where the Pistols Shrimps White Elephant Christmas
0:55.2	Party is about to go down and we thought you know what we should call that action
1:00.3	we're not going to participate as ever we are objective journalists who normally call women's league basketball, but tonight we're calling the festive fun.
1:09.0	Matt in a shout out to Paul F. Tompkins all say that we are Uwattu's The Watchers.
1:14.0	That's right. We're a pair of Uwattu's here on Christmas Island just staring off into
1:19.3	white elephant distance. We might as well be a Greek chorus commenting on but never ever influencing the action.
1:27.0	You cannot interfere. You can only observe.
1:30.0	That's right. Well, there's a full house here tonight is most, almost all of the pistol shrimps are here
1:36.9	with their plus ones and what that means is usually the people that they're getting into
1:41.1	bed with and doing undercover rubs with.
1:44.0	Sometimes over the covers.
1:47.0	That's right. If they're really feeling frisky, maybe on a, I don't know, a Saturday night or something.
1:52.0	Now, right now what they're doing is all explaining the rules of the game.
1:56.9	Amanda, the lady of the house, is very militantly deciding what the actual rules of this version of the white elephant are.
2:05.3	Mark, what do you think?
2:06.3	There's a lot of different variations that I've heard.
2:09.9	Yeah, it's basically the biggest variation is how many times can a gift be stolen if you're not familiar with white elephant someone brings it either a good or a shitty gift
2:19.7	It's wrapped up no one knows who's it from, and you pick a name, or you pick a number from a hat,
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