PISTOL SHRIMPS RADIO 10/2/2018

Mallwalkin' By Pistol Shrimps Radio

Pistol Shrimps Radio

Comedy, Mall Walkin, Pistol Shrimps Radio, Mark Mcconville, Mallwalkin', Mall Walkin', Matt Gourley, Mallwalking, Sports, Mallwalkin, Mall Walking

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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The Pistol Shrimps take on the Princess Lay-ups at Pan Specific Park. Matt and Mark and Jimmy Blades call the sweet action.The Shrimps on Twitter: @pistolshrimpsbbThe Shrimps on Instagram: @thepistolshrimpsPistol Shrimps Radio on Twitter: @shrimpsradioPistol Shrimps Radio on Instagram: @pistolshrimpsradio

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0:00.0	If you could go back in time, would you save the world or yourself?
0:05.0	The BAFDA winning series The Lazarus Project returns.
0:12.0	Watch this epic and action-packed sci-fy thriller to see if George and the Lazarus agents can save the world from an infinite time loop
0:19.8	starring Papa Esse Edu and Caroline Quentin
0:22.8	alongside a stellar British cast.
0:24.8	Watch all episodes of the new series of The Lazarus Project on Sky. Hey, normally I start with Mark, but he went out to get a chair, so before he gets back, everybody
0:48.2	tweeted him hashtag, down Easter, Here he comes. Tweet that at him.
0:57.0	Well it's a cash cab Tuesday and we're riding just so you say, hey taxi, could I have a bill?
1:10.0	I never got my fare and I'm really not square with a lady whose middle names Phil.
1:17.0	Which means this is Pistol Shrimps Tuesday and I don't mind saying that rhymes are for horses and horses are for
1:26.0	haying. Cows never sleep and chickens never talk if you see yourself a heifer
1:32.1	then you've seen yourself a cock.
1:34.4	Now we're talking.
1:36.8	This is Pistol Shrimps Radio, my name is Matt Gourley.
1:39.7	I'm Mark McConville.
1:40.7	What you're about to hear is a basketball game between the pistol shrimps of the Los Angeles metropolitan area and they're playing a team might be the Princess Layups.
1:49.2	Matt, based on that Star Wars font on the back of that Jersey I have now figured out our opponent
1:54.4	they hail from Tuscaloosa Alabama I thought you were gonna say they
1:58.3	they hail from some planet they hail oh yeah they hail from all the Tuscan Raiders
2:03.8	Mark everyone knows layas I mean
2:07.1	Hold on a second I guess she was born in space right I've been on this planet for four decades yeah and those movies have been around just as long.
2:15.0	Yeah. How did I just now figure out that there's a Tuscan raider and you can be under the Tuscan sun?
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