Piss Politics

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

After foxes ransack Pete’s nappy bins, Luke suggests a very DIY deterrent: peeing in an Evian bottle to mark his territory… not that he’s speaking from experience. And if he was, he certainly wouldn’t have been caught mid-stream by his wife. Definitely not.

Meanwhile, Pete’s overhydration saga hits rock bottom with a full-bladder emergency on the M25, resulting in an SOS wee right outside of a British Airways training centre. Dignity? Absolutely none.

Plus, Luke solves a listener’s cat poo problem.

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0:00.0	It's the Luke and Pete Shore.
0:06.6	I'm Pete Donaldson.
0:07.6	It is Thursday the first of May.
0:09.5	Pinch punch first of the month.
0:11.0	How the devil are you, my friend?
0:13.1	I'm doing good.
0:13.9	I'm doing very well.
0:14.7	It's a beautiful day today.
0:16.5	May is here already,
0:17.8	which means that we're probably,
0:19.7	I think my granddaughter is to say, and I think it's probably, I think my grandadal used to say,
0:21.6	and I think it's probably wrong.
0:23.3	Right.
0:23.7	But I think I appreciate the spirit in which he intended it.
0:27.4	He said, there's never been a frost where we grew up on the South Coast after the 1st of May,
0:32.6	so you can plant whatever plants you want.
0:34.6	Oh, right.
0:35.3	Okay. So I always think about that and I always think, oh, so now it's just going to be nice weather
0:38.5	from now on.
0:39.5	But I'd love to know if that was actually the case because maybe there has been some cold
0:43.4	weather overnight in May before.
0:44.8	I'm just not necessarily aware of it.
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