Piss Politics
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
After foxes ransack Pete’s nappy bins, Luke suggests a very DIY deterrent: peeing in an Evian bottle to mark his territory… not that he’s speaking from experience. And if he was, he certainly wouldn’t have been caught mid-stream by his wife. Definitely not.
Meanwhile, Pete’s overhydration saga hits rock bottom with a full-bladder emergency on the M25, resulting in an SOS wee right outside of a British Airways training centre. Dignity? Absolutely none.
Plus, Luke solves a listener’s cat poo problem.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pete Shore. |
| 0:06.6 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:07.6 | It is Thursday the first of May. |
| 0:09.5 | Pinch punch first of the month. |
| 0:11.0 | How the devil are you, my friend? |
| 0:13.1 | I'm doing good. |
| 0:13.9 | I'm doing very well. |
| 0:14.7 | It's a beautiful day today. |
| 0:16.5 | May is here already, |
| 0:17.8 | which means that we're probably, |
| 0:19.7 | I think my granddaughter is to say, and I think it's probably, I think my grandadal used to say, |
| 0:21.6 | and I think it's probably wrong. |
| 0:23.3 | Right. |
| 0:23.7 | But I think I appreciate the spirit in which he intended it. |
| 0:27.4 | He said, there's never been a frost where we grew up on the South Coast after the 1st of May, |
| 0:32.6 | so you can plant whatever plants you want. |
| 0:34.6 | Oh, right. |
| 0:35.3 | Okay. So I always think about that and I always think, oh, so now it's just going to be nice weather |
| 0:38.5 | from now on. |
| 0:39.5 | But I'd love to know if that was actually the case because maybe there has been some cold |
| 0:43.4 | weather overnight in May before. |
| 0:44.8 | I'm just not necessarily aware of it. |
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