I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, Sevy. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. What you have heard of, I? Hello, Poppy. You feel a death. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no. You're going to want to know what it tastes like.

Why is the Ram Gorg?

You must start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner.

You're in one.

I'm honey with wobbly-legged from South Pirates.

Welcome back. My name is Kit. My name's Madison. I'm Andy. And I'm Steve. And this is streaming things. Streaming the Pirates of the Caribbean. The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Yarr! Yes. Yarr, queen. Did you go full pirate there? We tried this. We're excited about this series. We've been planning this for years. Madison is our resident pirate's expert. Just vibes, really. Just the vibes. Yeah, just vibes. Pirate vibe expert. Yeah. And so we're trying to dress up a little bit.

Steve's got an eye patch. Pirate vibe expert. Yeah.

And so we're trying to dress up a little bit.

Steve's got an eye patch.

I've got the guy liner and I wore like a pirate E shirt.

You know Pirate E, pirate ass.

You look amazing.

I called Steve on the drive here.

I was like I did the best I could with pirate garb.

I think I just look like you need to cover your drinks at a frat party. I don't know. Nah, you look better than that. I do my best. I just didn't get the memo. I'll come up with something next. Andy? It's cool, guys. I got a parrot for you if you want. I'll braid my beard. You're going to give Andy the pirate? Oh, the parrot I mean? There's also a,

what do you call it,

a bandana in

there if you prefer

that.

Or Madison,

if you I'll braid my beard. You're going to take, you can't, you give Andy to the pirate? Oh, the parrot of me? There's also a,

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