Hello and welcome to the Pirates Fan Forum here on DK. Pittsburgh Sports Podcast Network.

I'm your host, Gary Morgan, with me, as always, my good friend, Jim Stam.

What's going on?

Gary, one thing about the Pirates is they may not be good.

They may disappoint us a lot.

But boy, they're never boring, are they?

Like, and boring can mean a lot of different things, but they are never that.

Yeah, they're never boring like reading Revelations isn't boring, you know?

Like, it's not good stuff but you're not

necessarily looking forward to it but okay i should have looked up some some i should have looked

up some biblical quotes for this because we could have used them i got a good quote it's from

uh vladimir lenin actually you know there's some decades where nothing happens and then

some days where decades happen that's what's going on with the pirates right now man

everything is just falling apart and we're going to talk about a lot of it tonight.

I don't know if I want to classify this as a classic bitch session.

I don't think it's going to be.

I think I want it to be constructive.

But I want to talk through as many of these dumb little things as we can think of.

Like, why do they keep going so wrong with PR?

What is wrong with them?

You know, like, let's just talk through it a little bit.

We also have a great series coming up this weekend where two seller dwellers are going to try to climb out of the cellar.

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