Pipe Dreams-Part 1

Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2014

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Cash and T.J. talk about holiday insults, mistletoe, tiny anvils, molting parties, skin suits, telescopes, catapults, Johnny Carson, Nikki Glaser, Quakers, peanut brittle, peacocks, arm wrestling and ask the question, “Who is ‘Little Brad?” Listen to the episode with a spoonful of Whiskey, it sounds better out of context….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now entering Nerist.com.
0:09.0	Nurdist.com.
0:09.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:15.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:20.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
0:25.0	Intelligent-ish.
0:27.0	This is caching- in with T.J. Miller. Oh, I'm... into the bread concert. I just went under a wall past four security guards.
1:07.0	I crawled through some weeds.
1:11.0	I crawled through some weeds.
1:18.0	I had to bury myself in sand for I had to eat things that would make a Billy goat puke.
1:30.4	I did what it takes to survive but it's all worth it because I'm going to get into
1:37.2	bread never snuck into a bread concert it's been the one notch I was unable to put on my guitar. Now I'm inside a drainage
1:49.8	pipe and I think on the other end it's going to be the maybe the backstage area not sure maybe I'll come up right in the middle of the stage right in the middle of bread
1:58.1	Maybe I'll be the peanut butter or the jelly
2:01.8	Wait what I can't really see let me butter or the jelly. Wait, what?
2:03.0	It's dark, I can't really see.
2:05.0	Let me see, there's somebody here.
2:06.0	What, what, who is this?
2:08.0	Who, uh, who, uh, who,
2:09.0	TJ?
2:10.0	T. J. What are you doing in here?
2:12.0	What are you doing? What are you doing in a drainage pipe?
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