When should you have not tried to help? 206-803 Rock.

Hello, Peter. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola, bidschus.

Ola!

Right on, so I actually did this thing in high school.

I remember like it was yesterday.

This girl, his name was April, and she had, like, awesome blonde banks.

And she was trying to light up a bone grip in my buddy's room. And I was like, no, no, I'll help you.

I said I'll light it. And then I lit it and her whole hair cut on fire.

Oh, all her bags, like, because she had a bunch of, like, you know, styling stuff sprayed on in. So, yeah, it was a pretty big fire. So you didn't like her. I threw a sweatshirt on there. I think maybe somebody pour a beer on there or something like that. But, yeah, I pretty much ruined the night. Everybody was pissed. So, you know, there you go. What did she look like by the time you guys got the flames out? How bad was her hair? Oh, she looked good. The banks were called. Okay. I've seen somebody do that, too. So now, wait, you didn't light her hair on fire. You lit the fumes from her hair product on fire? Yeah, so, like, you know, she had the bone right in front of her, the balls right there. She leaned in forward. The lighter had a little too much fluid, and I'm exclaimed. And then, you know, she had some stuff on her hair probably that, like, just really ignited. And it just kind of took off. It was out of my control at that point. And everyone was mad at you. Did you pat her head? Did you try to put out the fire? I didn't do anything else. I was just like, whoa. And then everybody else put her out. I didn't do anything. My response was, whoa. Look at that. Head on fire. All right. See you guys. I see you guys. Jesus Christ. My buddy did that same thing. I don't know if you guys remember the young ones back in the day. It was on MTV. It was a British comedy. And it was a guy named Neil. And my roommate looked exactly like Neil. He had long, straight hair. It was obviously long, all one length. And he leaned over to do a bonnet.

And, I mean, you did not see a flame.

Right.

You just saw the creation of bangs slowly go up the front of his face.

His hair was burning.

You could smell it immediately.

Sure.

But you couldn't see where the flame was.

But it was like, it was almost like a wick.

You know what I mean?

Like it just like, where did it stop?

Did he get up with a skullet or did he get it up the forehead? He patted it out his face. You got it there to stop. And then, uh, we had scissors. So we gave him bangs, which looked absolutely. Oh my God. Which looked absolutely ridiculous. I mean, it was just, yeah, because the rest of his hair is long.

And now he's like, you know, got a candy Perry thing going on in front.

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