Pink Eye in Charleston | This Past Weekend #252

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

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4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:30.0	Happy New Year, almost I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from
0:50.5	I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on
1:20.5	I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch
1:50.5	I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your front porch I'm just sitting on your back
2:09.9	for you
2:12.1	Oh, what sound do you make if you if you if you step on something that you don't
2:23.5	want to be stepping on I do that a lot of and sometimes if it's really I'll do that
2:38.3	sometimes bro if I'm really feeling soft you know like if I've been pleasure
2:43.5	myself and I don't have like a lot of man power in my body and I and I step on
2:48.2	and I step on a um a thumbtack or a you know a sewing pointer needle then I
3:02.8	then I'll do that you know I'll make that sound kind of now that one's too
3:10.8	fake that one I don't really make um this is the end of the year this is the end
3:19.2	of the year 2019 2019 we knew it would end we knew it would end when we got
3:28.5	into it and Santa's come everybody's popped through Santa who else Wolverine who
3:41.3	else came out this year the Avengers I don't even know everybody it happened
3:46.5	it's done 2019 almost in El Libros in the books in the books and I'm just
4:00.8	trying to get some of the sounds that are stuck in my body from the year I'm
4:03.8	trying to just get them out of me you know you ever want to do that sometimes
4:10.1	I just want to just oh sometimes I just want to get a little bit of freaking
4:16.3	evil person just like a little bitty just like a little devil and I just won't
4:22.4	just choke him uh I want to choke him okay good to be here um happy almost new
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