Oh, how are you doing? Oh, I'm good. I've got the wire on the wrong side of the head. There we go. That feels more natural. I don't know why.

Cross is mouthy mouth. Not good. We've both got a little moustaches that have naturally sort of turned like curled up at the end.

What's that about? Do you know what it is? It's lockdown, isn't it? We're all letting ourselves go.

Oh, we've gone to seed. I noticed we've also got a little bit of bad jaw whitening in our beard.

Oh, yes, we have. It's the same side as well. It's really not because I wanted to grow a beard in

the lockdown and I tried and it was white. Was it? And I was like, well, well, I mean, white here

anywhere. Yeah, it's got a slight sort of style. It's got a style in a rest.

Why does it change there? Sort of when Hulk Hogan was beginning to go entirely white and would die a

bit of it. Yeah, it has a look of that. It's bizarre, isn't it? Only acceptable in wrestling.

It's the look, the kind of look you never see anywhere else. Yeah, invented by Superstar Billy Graham.

Right. He was the first guy to have that died bit with the white sort of, you know, natural colours.

I say natural. There's nothing natural about anything to do with Superstar Billy Graham. Welcome back

everyone. Natural business acumen. He sleeps natural. And by that, he doesn't have a house.

I would love to see the percentage of jobbing wrestlers who wouldn't bother with hotels or

mortals, sixes that just sleep. Not even with a tent. They're just sleeping. I'm a fucking wrestler.

I'm massive. And not even choosing just basically sort of like walking around until they go

me tired. I'm just then they're down. Absolutely no fear. I did notice there was a tweet by

Brutus the barber beefcake. And he was talking about having grown up in Florida and always been a

sun worshipper. Whenever you see photos of Brutus beefcake now, he is always on the beach or on a yacht

or, you know, just anywhere in Florida. But he's always got his top off and he is always

mahogany. But he's begun sharing pictures of cancerous lesions that he's got all over his body.

And I slightly sort of think there is that thing of what Brutus looks like is he looks like someone

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