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Pillow Fights and Zootopia Nights (Summer House S9 E12 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's Bags". (28:20) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. -- In this conversation, Riley and Amy delve into the complexities of relationships within the reality TV sphere, focusing on Jax and Brittany's intimate life, the fallout from Brittany's comments, and the dynamics of the cast members. They explore the implications of Craig Conover's behavior, Brittany's journey towards independence, and the intriguing insights from the boys' chat. The discussion also touches on the upcoming drama on the Real Housewives of Miami and wraps up with a light-hearted look at the latest episode of Summer House, highlighting the ongoing tensions and humorous moments. In this episode, the conversation revolves around the ongoing party dynamics in Summer House, focusing on Carl's heartfelt confession to Sierra, the complexities of their relationship, and the reactions of their friends. The discussion also touches on Jesse's missteps and the impact of reality TV on personal relationships, culminating in humorous moments surrounding party themes and unexpected movie choices. In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest events in Summer House, focusing on the dynamics of friendships, the struggles of Jesse and Lexi's relationship, and the surprising revelations during Kyle and Amanda's dinner. The conversation also touches on the impact of AI on reality TV and the evolving nature of relationships within the cast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.2

Well, Amy and I assume that having sex with Jax would be a 10 out of 10, but boy,

0:11.4

are our faces red today?

0:14.1

Brittany recently confirmed that sex with Jax is something close to a 7 or 8, but every

0:19.9

once in a while he would squeak out a two out of ten

0:22.4

in the bedroom.

0:24.3

I saw someone posted that, I think E posted that quote, and she commented on it, was like,

0:30.6

let me be clear.

0:32.0

That was a response to a question.

0:34.4

And after everything I've been through, I have every right to say that.

0:37.1

And I was like, who thought that you right to say that. And I was like,

0:43.3

who thought that you were just saying that unsolicited? Like, it sounds like the answer to a question.

0:49.7

Yeah. And where was the pushback coming from? I'm sure most people assumed it was on a, you know,

0:55.0

between a two and a seven or eight every once in a while between Jackson, Brittany having sex. Yeah,

0:59.8

she had to really clear that thing up, damage control. You think Jacks must have, he might have,

1:06.2

he might have said, why did you say that? Probably. I'm sure she got some rage texts. I also saw, I couldn't tell when this was from, someone posted, like, uh, jack's commenting on someone that posted a picture of

1:15.1

Brittany oh this was in september so it's old but um they posted a picture of brittany out at like an

1:22.1

event saying like brittney looking gorge uh and he responded she doesn't look like that and she was hammered and the person said what do you mean she doesn't look like that. And she was hammered. And the person

1:29.3

said, what do you mean she doesn't look like that? Isn't this her? And he goes, she edits her picks.

1:35.2

Oh my God. He said that back in September about her. Oh my God. That is horrible.

1:41.3

There are the DMs. Like, could you just like relax? Yeah, that's awful. I mean, they're going to war now. This is, I mean, I got to say about this news story, I kind of, contrary to what I said, I, you know, seven or eight every once in a while. Like, I was pretty, you know, I don't think that was so bad. It's the twos. She goes, what did she say? He lacked

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