Piles Of Whatnot, Cans Of Disappointment, Massaging Your Tip
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a massage parlor, that is in a mall, where a famous movie was filmed, but they make you feel like anything but a star. A major fast food chain's canned chili, that people swear is nothing like the real thing. A truck stop, where the "whatnot" is piled high, and cashiers need heavy security & much more!!
Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:15.8 | Welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:17.8 | Hey, thank you so much for joining us today on another edition of a show |
| 0:24.8 | where we talk about people you would never want to meet who talk about places you'd never |
| 0:29.8 | want to go. It's awesome. Evidently, yeah. Really my favorite thing in the world to do for some reason. |
| 0:34.2 | We do serious, like, not serious, it's a comedy show, but we do like murder shows and |
| 0:39.5 | rhyme shows. |
| 0:40.7 | And this is just, yeah, why don't you complain about a truck stop shower? |
| 0:43.7 | That sounds great. |
| 0:44.6 | Let's hear that. |
| 0:45.8 | So that said, before we get into that, definitely shut up and give me murder.com is the website. |
| 0:51.4 | Get your tickets for the March 21st live show for your stupid opinions. |
| 0:57.1 | We're so excited. |
| 0:58.3 | We can't wait. |
| 0:58.9 | There's still a few tickets left, but get them now because they're going and get in there. |
| 1:03.4 | It's going to be so much fun. |
| 1:04.5 | Stand up Live's a great comedy club. |
| 1:06.6 | You really enjoy it. |
| 1:07.5 | One of the best. |
| 1:08.6 | Good food and good atmosphere and a real nice, comfortable environment. |
| 1:12.9 | No, not sleazy place with shitty cheese sticks. It's going to be great. Very cool place. So definitely come out and see us. Shut up and Give Me Murder.com. That's where you get those tickets. That said, let's head back to Baltimore. Here we go. To go to that TA we were at last time, which is a big giant truck stop, gas station, restaurant, hotel, shower facility. I don't know what to call. It's like Disneyland for truckers, basically. They got it all. You can get your truck fixed. You can do tires on there. It's fucking wild. The same thing is what they are. They've got dog walks and everything. Everything. Because a lot of truckers got |
| 1:47.5 | dogs with them on the road now. Yeah. Why not? So they got spots for that too. |
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