So everyone, and welcome back to another fantastic Monday with me. John Errola, at least

what's left of me. And Francesca, fear and teeny, Francesca has gone.

I'm so glad I'm not doing your job today, John. It's going for me.

You've done my job a lot lately. So let's thank you for that. I came back from my trip

to Missouri, a little bit sick, and it got worse. It wasn't COVID. So let's stop with

the conspiracy theories. I'm just a baby is basically all that it is.

But yeah, so Francesca took over on Thursday, Brett took over on Friday. Thank you to both

of you for doing this job, especially after filling in for like a whole week for me.

Thank you.

It was Wednesday Thursday, but you know who's counting? It's fine.

Twice as much. Okay, well thank you for that.

Again, I appreciate it.

I'm glad you're better, John. It's good to be here. Happy Monday, y'all.

That's all I got. A lot of time off and very little ability to enjoy it. So that's cool.

But anyway, thank you for doing that. Thank you, everybody for sticking with the show.

While I was gone and enjoying while I was gone, you guys got to have fun, bringing cool guests.

I've never done the show before and everything. So that's fun.

Still sick. So we'll see what happens with my voice. I can feel I'm gradually getting more

and more Phoebe during Smelly Cat. So that's going to be fun. That's something to look forward to.

Something else to look forward to. A lot of nonsense. That is the theme of the show today.

I haven't really been able to comment on the news. So over the past five days or so,

I've been like a crewing links of just absolute nonsense I want to cover. So we have a lot of

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