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Welcome to Main Nits phase, the podcast that lays on its back and bicycles its legs.

I'm sorry, down.

I feel like you've answered the first question, which is Mike.

What do you know about Pilates?

Literally, I did Pilates for like three weeks, so that's like all I remember doing.

And then I quit because it was hard and might come in here.

I'm Aubrey Gordon.

I'm Michael Hubs.

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Michael, today we are talking about Pilates.

Pontius Pilates.

That's what I always think of as like a church kid every single time.

We are going to be talking about the very surprising story of how Pilates came to be.

I'm so excited.

I know nothing about Pilates.

It's just like a workout.

Yeah.

The way I was sold to me originally was like it's like a combination of like yoga and like crossfit.

And then I signed up and I did it like three times.

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