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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Pig to Poog Slaughter

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Religion & Spirituality

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It’s nearing the holidays as the hags absentmindedly podcast. Jacqueline champions the versatility of the couch while Kate confronts her fear of the quick-pickle. The will to leave, moved only by appointment. Healing the brain through the nose. Sunset in the eyes, pasta at room temp, and the elegant simplicity of one jean per hook. Illicitly floating a percussive massager across the masseter. Two friends, silently making a bed together, parachuting the sheets. 

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Two best friends both alike in dignity.

0:05.0

Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse.

0:07.4

The hag divines when something must die.

0:09.7

Yes, that was poog.

0:10.8

But this is huge.

0:12.4

The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

0:15.2

It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

0:20.6

Hi. Hi.

0:21.4

Hi.

0:22.1

I have been, I am good, good day, sir.

0:25.8

I have been, actually, I was thinking of myself as I was in the bathroom going,

0:30.8

oh, I am a pig to the poog slaughter right now, okay?

0:36.1

Like, I am last night in bed with my red cinema glasses on that I, you know, the ones, the cheap ones that I want to develop, you haven't forgotten again, have you? Fuck, no, but I, you're reminding me that I need my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, so. I'm lying there on my phone, but with the red thing, reading on Reddit about mushroom medicine.

1:02.7

Okay.

1:03.5

Now, and I'm, and not even, you know, the whole psilocybin thing, you know, even bigger, bigger, longer conversation.

1:11.8

But I'm talking just the chagana rishi, whatever.

1:15.9

Oh, yeah.

1:17.0

Because what happens to a girl like me?

1:20.5

I hear these things, they start showing up in the aisles of heroin, et cetera, right?

1:24.7

You hear people say it.

1:25.5

You see it on a little chalkboard in a cafe,

1:27.6

and you go, you go, okay, okay, what's this, right? And then you sort of get tired of seeing it, right? And then you start to wonder, like, for me, kind of like, what is that? It's probably something. And then like, and it sort of falls away. And then I'm reading Reddit, and someone's like, I'm going to change your life.

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