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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

PIG ROYALTY: 0108 "Season Finale Game On!"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

All the blood, sweat, and buckles have led to the final jackpot of this pig season: The Cougar Classic. On show day, Michelle arrives with a security escort causing Jody to confront her once and for all. But who will get the last word? JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Somebody's gulps

0:03.0

Yo, Poodle just looked at me and told me I didn't drink too much water and he said if I

0:31.4

pinched the top of my hand and if it stays up that means I'm dehydrated. I said you don't drink enough water and I said where did you hear that from and I don't know.

0:40.4

Tell let us know is that a wives tell or is that a doctor recommended? I don't I just heard that somewhere. I don't know where I heard it.

0:48.4

Isn't it amazing the shit we hear we think it's fact? I don't know I think I saw it maybe I don't know.

0:55.4

Is there anything you can remember as grown up you always heard and now you're like that's total bullshit.

1:01.4

I'm trying to think of something that you had to get married to a woman.

1:08.4

Same. Yo, welcome to Pig Royalty.

1:11.4

It is our final episode. The time has come to say goodbye to Pig Royalty for four a while for a while.

1:23.4

But by the judging by the end of this episode hopefully for only a while if this show doesn't come back.

1:29.4

What are you going to do I'll go and burn down discovery plus.

1:33.4

The opinions in things said in this podcast do not reflect reality gaze LLC and.

1:42.4

Yeah, please don't get us sued by discovery plus again again again.

1:48.4

You can suck our dick if you don't renew this show.

1:52.4

Honestly best show of 2021 agree hands down for me agree because this is this is why it's the best you guys you take an unfamiliar topic.

2:06.4

Number one, and you make people familiar with it by giving them things they're already familiar with like we understand competition.

2:14.4

We understand feuding families. We understand family dynamic problems.

2:23.4

Yes. And you do something and you haven't you you you give us something like pig shows and stock shows and we go what the fuck is that?

2:33.4

Do people do that and then we are then we become obsessed with it.

2:37.4

We all know Michelle Bolero.

2:40.4

Yeah, yeah, that was that was like a woman in who I went to church with us.

2:45.4

Oh really she reminds me of Michelle Bolero. Oh, yeah, she did she actually was directing the play tilly that I provided music to.

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