PIG ROYALTY: 0105 "Trouble With the Tyks"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	Pigs! I want some pigs! We're talking about Piggy Piggy Piggy Piggy all day and night! Piggy Piggy Piggy! Just lock it up tight! I want some pigs!
0:29.0	Kid Cat died! Don't make fun of Kit Cat's death! I'm not, but tell me that this whole episode didn't make you just want a fucking Kit Cat!
0:41.0	Did a little bit. Did a little bit. Y'all spoiler alert! Y'all! You've already seen the episode hopefully.
0:49.0	Rest in peace Kit Cat! Rest in peace Kit Cat! Y'all this is season one episode of the better be season one! We want a two.
0:55.0	Episode five of Pig Rolety! Trouble with the Tocks! It is Tykes I believe. Trouble with the Tocks! We should have asked...
1:04.0	SILER PARISH! Who we talked to today? We interviewed him! We did y'all! It's gonna be on the free feed!
1:11.0	In our interviews we usually always put on a free feed for everyone. But yeah, so we had a good 30 minute conversation.
1:17.0	We couldn't get a lot of tea because it's tight lip because the finale of Pig Rolety's on Tuesday. But... He was...
1:25.0	He was serving Michelle Ballero Shade. Oh, serving shade like a Sonic car hop giving you a cherry-lime aid.
1:33.0	It was cold! We talked about... And bubbling. We talked about buying fountain drinks and his relationship with the reans.
1:41.0	We did. So anyway, it was good time. Thank you Tyler. We appreciate you. We might be working on other interviews. We shall see!
1:49.0	Cross your fingers. Cross. It's not gonna be Michelle Ballero. I'm gonna tell you that right now. I'm not talking to her.
1:56.0	McKenzie! We will totally have you on. Pig's Pig's Feet Cross. She won't answer probably...
2:03.0	Any of our questions, unless we ask her about... And last we ask her about makeup products. She probably would love to talk to me about makeup. And how I said, who's that?
2:11.0	Oh, that's McKenzie without makeup. Yeah.
2:13.0	Who's that girl? Who's that girl?
2:19.0	I don't know what she says. I don't know. I never know what she says.
2:25.0	I always even need to miss it. That's what I think I hear. Those dita. I don't know. I assume it was Spanish. I know, but I never knew what.
2:35.0	Come at us and tell us what that is. That is what Madonna's saying. We could simply Google it.
2:43.0	Those dita. I don't know. Probably who's that girl in Spanish? I bet you a million dollars. That would make sense.
2:49.0	Hey Siri, how do you say who's that girl in Spanish?
2:57.0	Damn it Siri. You don't do anything.
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