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Beware the Redwood Bureau, a secret organization which captures and researches creatures and objects that defy explanation.

Their reckless procedures have led to countless innocent lives lost.

I am Agent Conroy.

I worked for the Redwood Bureau, but I have escaped them to leak their reports to the unsuspecting public.

You have the right to know.

It's no threat you wouldn't be exasperable.

What the word to do?

Redwood Bureau Report 2405

Pig-Pen

RPP report 2405 initiated

Did you know that pigs can digest almost every part of a human?

They can make a whole body disappear in mere hours, leaving nothing but teeth behind. It's quite a disturbing

fact, I know. Many of my colleagues preferred not to think about the countless number of things

around them that could kill them every single day at their desks. Some even managed to convince

themselves that nothing out of the ordinary was going on at all, and that they were simply

normal office

workers.

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