I wrote the news today in a ten outside the midway rides ladies and gentlemen welcome

to the football rambles Liverpool beat spurs West Ham were much better and Pete saw

Newcastle lose away we go all right

we're back and better than ever ladies and gentlemen we'll say we got yeah

yeah well come on to that much later of course there's tons of Premier League

action to troll our way through before then it's a smorgasbord he's he's really

he's there was there was a lot to choose from but we'll start with the Tottenham

hospital losing at Wembley to Liverpool and Firmino Roberto Firmino losing an eye

and it was a bit of an algorithm out I gouged I thought I thought it's an illegal move Luke

not nothing why is accidental not enough has been made of exactly how horrific that was yeah

the something we used to see in players getting flicked in the face and obviously getting

flicked in the eyes painful stuff you look have you seen the stills image I'll be I mean for

tongers for it was the Tongan wasn't it thanks I hope it was their finger is up to the knuckle

for me and I don't I mean it's horrendous god if it's one sort of curl of the finger to make

a sort of rudimentary claw and you're popping the elbow out that's any given Sunday's

psychopathic behaviour yeah no it's it's it's it's it's it's actually the little but it's it's

accidentally psychopathic yeah subconscious psychopathic his eyeball is pregnant now yeah yes

yes well but you're above to a lot of baby retina what if his hand is evil

good it's like a twilight zone thing yeah I'm only just seeing the true horrors of it now

chop it off then Jim yeah but it was a good win for Klopp's clan it was handball

eyeball it was a good win and Liverpool were very very good and if you if you were going to say that

you know this would be a real test of Liverpool's credentials as I think you're probably going to

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