This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, nice to be company. It's Friday. It's the 29th of June, and this is your free podcast.

And it all kicked off yesterday, didn't it? Yes, Danny Dyer turns up on a program. I've got no idea why, apart from his daughter, works behind the bar of a pub. That apparently is her

claim to fame. She's not anything else. But anyway, Danny goes on this program, which I think was

sort of the Good Evening Britain's spin-off with Pear's Morgan, and Danny tells Pierce Morgan

to stop talking, which is interesting, seeing as it was Pierce Morgan's program, and Danny was just a very

average guest.

This is after Pierce called the Love Island contestants Brain Dead Zombies.

Yep. Yep. I think that's a very fair accurate description.

And then he reveals he would strangle his daughter, Danny's boyfriend Jack, if he joins the Do Bits Society.

I don't really know what that is.

Am I not supposed to know what that is?

Oh, you don't know either.

Oh, okay, fine.

And to be honest with you, I mean, Danny, don't be stupid.

Don't be even thicker than people think you are.

You can't strangle somebody, you know,

because they're sort of winding your daughter up because she's obviously the easiest person to wind up.

There's no way they're going to be together when they come out at all.

You know, the do-bit society, it's been created.

Until one does bits, one cannot have the password to the do-bit society club.

You any of the wiser?

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