I'm Piers Morgan. Uncensored tonight, the deadly race against time, a massive rescue mission

underway of the North Atlantic after a sub went missing on his voyage to the Titanic.

I'll talk to a friend of the missing British billionaire on board and get the very latest from a panel of experts.

Also tonight, British school children are identifying as cats, horses and dinosaurs, and in some cases

demanding to communicate animal noises.

Is this the logical conclusion of limitless self-identity?

And if it is, can I be a cat or debate?

Plus, as England lose a thrilling first test match for Australia in the ashes, or debate

whether cricket is, as I believe, the

greatest sport in the world with cricket legend David Lloyd and a US sports commentator

who thinks we're all completely bonkers.

Live from the news building in London, This is Pearce Morgan Unsensit.

Well, good evening from London. Welcome to Pierce Morgan Unsensitive. It wasn't so long ago

that when teachers ask children what they want to be, they met what profession. Now, they're

asking them which animal, object or beast they may identify as and telling their lessons accordingly.

This isn't satire.

It's a genuine story.

It's true.

It's going on in schools up and down the country.

And for those of us who have warned for years about the inevitable consequence of limitless

self-identity, it sadly won't come as a surprise.

But it is shocking.

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