Piers Morgan Uncensored: The Real Life Benjamin Button
Piers Morgan Uncensored
Piers Morgan Uncensored
3.7 • 650 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight on Peasbork and Unsencer, Maverick billionaire Brian Johnson says he's the real-life Benjamin Button. |
| 0:07.7 | With 30 doctors, thousands of pills, millions of dollars, he claims he's made his body five years younger. |
| 0:14.8 | Tonight, he'll tell me how and why. |
| 0:17.7 | On an all-style panel of age-defying experts, we will also debate it. Can we? Should we turn back time? |
| 0:30.5 | From London, this is Piers Morgan Unsensored. Well, good evening from London, welcome to Piers Morgan Unsensored. |
| 0:38.3 | It's a special edition tonight and a really special one. |
| 0:40.3 | Everyone's getting older, but let's be honest, none of us wants to. |
| 0:44.3 | Once you're old enough to drive and buy a proper drink, it tastes slow but inexorable tumbled on a very big, |
| 0:50.3 | and often pretty torturous hill. |
| 0:53.3 | Aaks multiply, hangovers intensify, energy levels recede |
| 0:57.0 | as fast as your hairline. And a number of things to look forward to and dream of decline |
| 1:01.9 | as we all gradually and reluctantly just run out of road. Well, time is kinder to some of us and others, |
| 1:07.8 | even at the same age, but we're all going to die. |
| 1:13.1 | That is an irrefutable fact. |
| 1:19.8 | And whether you believe in an afterlife or not, there's a premium on making the best of the time we have and the people we love. |
| 1:27.3 | Humans have understood that for as long a civilization has existed, and we've fought a long and often fruitless war against father time. |
| 1:30.9 | Ancient Greeks plastered their faces with crocodile dung. |
| 1:34.9 | Victorians rinse their hair in onion juice. |
| 1:38.8 | One Hungarian noblewoman bathes in virginal blood. |
| 1:43.1 | Thankfully, the methods have changed to try and arrest the aging process, |
| 1:45.2 | but the aspiration remains the same. |
| 1:52.1 | $70 billion a year is spent on face filling, lip plumping, nose grafting and other plastic enhancements for the sagging torso. Billions more is spent on research into things like biohacking, |
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