The air and the spare, there was no judgment about it, but also no ambiguity.

I was the shadow, the support, the plan B.

I was brought into the world in case something happened to Willie.

I was summoned to provide backup, distraction, diversion and, if necessary, a spare pot.

Oh, Diddams, you big baby. Tonight on Pierce Morgan Unsensored, the world gags and grimaces

as Hippocrat Harry's poisonous memoir finally hits the shelves. It's apparently the fastest-selling

non-fiction book ever, but it's in the wrong category, isn't it? Non-fiction. Most of it's a load of, well,

I won't say family television. But as anger rises on both sides of the Atlantic, how much longer

can he cling on to his royal titles? In yet another interview out today, Harry says his Taliban

kills Boast, which is part of his healing journey. But as he actually put our armed forces at greater risk, we'll debate that with the man

who killed Osama bin Laden.

Plus, as Prince William reportedly claims Harry was brainwashed by his therapist and is

mentally unwell, self-help superstar Paul McKenna will be here.

Say how he can heal, poor Harry.

Thank you. Hennar will be here. Say how he can heal poor Harry. Live from London, this is Pearz Morgan Uncensored.

Well, good evening from London.

Welcome to Pierce Morgan Uncensored.

Only day two of my return.

I'm already utterly exhausted by Harry. It doesn't stop,

does it? Just interview after, interview, after series, after, but it's just never ending.

Anyways, Venomous memoir, spare, or spare me as I've renamed it, finally hit the shelves today.

Between the copy is sold by a mistake in Spain, The orders posted early by Amazon, the endless press leaks,

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