I'm Jeremy Carlin, censored and coming up on tonight's program.

The lionesses finally bring football home.

Now Sir Jeff Hurst, up until yesterday, the only person to score in extra time of a major final for England joins us later.

A last minute court of appeal hearing has ruled that the withdrawal of Archie Batesby's life support should not be postponed.

I'll be speaking to his mother, Holly, dance.

And former health secretary, Matt Hancock,

joins me with his thoughts on the Troy leadership contest.

And the big question, is he's still back in Rushi Sunak?

Thank you. Good evening, my friends and a big, big welcome to Piers Morgan, uncensored with me, Jeremy Carl, the disappointing sequel, the always tricky second album, the Big Breakfast with Richard Bake.

Can you get the feeling so? The big guy has gone away for five weeks off to chat to serial killers, as one does.

He's locked his dressing room, or should we say, his wing with strict instructions for me to stay well out. The pre-show delivery of raw steak has been cancelled and I'm not even allowed to sit on his chair. I had to bring this rather dodgy one from home. The powers that be, though, my friend spent the summer casting around for a brilliant replacement. Derma O'Leary said no. Ant wouldn't do it without Deck and Deck wouldn't do it without

Ant and even Jeremy Clarkson was busy. But finally they found their man and they threw the talk TV

contacts book open at the right page to a junior producer but disaster struck. The novice dialed the

number above by mistake and before they knew it Jeremy Paxson was a no and instead you lot

are lumbered with me. That's how it is, and here I am, but the show my friends won't be different, don't worry, we'll have all the big name guests, the massive interviews, the headline making revelations that you come to expect from PM. We might have a bit of fun too, and who knows, with gobbie away, maybe Mega Markle will fancy coming on and having a chat.

Just to spite the old man.

Now, it'll be entertaining, it'll be informative, and of course, it'll be uncensored.

First tonight, though, and as Badil and Skinner prophesies, it's finally come home.

Celebrations today continuing for England after their brilliant 2-1 win over Germany last night.

Ella Toon, Chloe Kelly, got the goals to give England its first victory in a major international football tournament since the Men's World Cup triumph of 66.

And check this.

A whopping 17.4 million people tuned in to watch this amazing moment last night.

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