Piers Morgan Uncensored: Live from Matt Hancock's local
Piers Morgan Uncensored
Piers Morgan Uncensored
3.7 • 651 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2022
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh yay! Oh yay! |
| 0:05.0 | Oh yay! Oh yay! |
| 0:08.0 | Here we are on Talk TV. |
| 0:13.0 | The cocking at Thurlow is a place to be. |
| 0:18.0 | Should Matt Hancock be an Australia fair or promoting his constituents welfare? |
| 0:27.1 | So let's all hear your claps and cheers to welcome our host, the wonderful peers. God bless you all. |
| 0:40.3 | God save the king. Live from the Cock in Suffolk |
| 0:46.3 | This is Piers Morgan Unsensored. |
| 0:50.3 | Thank you. |
| 0:57.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:59.0 | Well, good evening from Glorious Suffolk. |
| 1:05.0 | Welcome to Peers Morgan Uncensored, a new location for the show tonight. |
| 1:09.0 | Matt Hancock is, of course, the man who puts the cock into |
| 1:12.1 | Hancock. So tonight I've come to the cock in, which just happens to be Matt Hancock's local |
| 1:17.2 | pub. The disgraced MP is, of course, 10,000 miles away in Australia, taking part in a reality |
| 1:23.6 | television show. So far, he's been filmed eating camel penis, cow's anus, and a sheep's |
| 1:29.1 | vagina. Apparently, this is all in the name of promoting dyslexia awareness. Yeah, right. |
| 1:35.0 | Actually, it's about promoting himself and transferring a 400,000 pound fee. That's why he's doing this. |
| 1:41.8 | And of course, too, as he put it, get forgiven. |
| 1:45.5 | Well, here in Little Thurlow, the people he's actually paid to represent in Parliament |
| 1:49.4 | are facing the same problems as the rest of the country and much of the world. |
| 1:53.5 | Soaring inflation, sky-high energy bills, stagnating wages, a health service crumbling, |
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