I'm Piers Morgan Unscensored.

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Live from the news building in London, this is Piers Morgan Uncensurate.

Good evening from London. Welcome to Piers Morgan Unsensentson. I was at Lord's Cricket Ground today.

The home of cricket, the finest stadium for any sport in the world with the longest and

finest history.

And I was at a witness a masterclass.

England's Johnny Berto displayed his poise, his strength, his discipline and

dexterity in a world-class performance that thrilled supporters from both sides

and one plaudits across the globe.

And for those viewing in the United States,

worried at this stage, this show may all be about cricket.

You might be relieved to know it had nothing to do with the actual game.

Someone invaded the pitch.

Terry Alderman did his shoulder in.

He said just waving to the dressing room.

Maybe it's his gear.

Yeah. Tremendous stuff.

Johnny then turfed him over the railing at the end,

like a piece of rubbish, which is exactly what he should have done.

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