I'm Pierce Morgan, uncensored tonight.

Eco-Zellous plot to disrupt the London Marathon after wrecking the snooker and invading the Grand National and apparently threatening to do the same at the coronation.

But the public and every political party already backed their cause, so what are they doing?

Santa Smith unites parents, pole clutches and pop fans in horror with an X-rated global tour.

Are they, as he calls himself, testing the limits of artistic expression, or are they a ghastly

attention-seeking, vomit-inducing weirdo? We will debate.

Plus, the shocking absurdity of Britain's asylum system lay bare, Albanian gangsters living in hotels,

but an Afghan war veteran who flew combat missions with us

against the Taliban is facing deportation to Rwanda. How can that be right? I'm going to save him.

Live from the news building in London, this is Pearce Morgan Unsensate.

Good evening, London. Welcome to Pierce Morgan Unsensored. A whopping 74% of British adults say they're worried about climate change. As am I. Every major political party agrees and has a plan to spend billions on fixing it.

97% of publishing scientists say humans are warming up the planet with serious consequences.

That's undeniable.

These are numbers that even Kim Jong-un could only dream about.

So what exactly is the point of this?

Oh, dear, we've got a prot oil protestor at the night of this before.

Oh, look at this.

That's a just stop oil protester.

There was another one there as well, wrecking the snooker

at the crucible on Monday night. A professional imbecile who mounted the table, tossed orange

powder everywhere, shrieked dementedly to a mostly working-class crowd of sports fans who

probably spent most of the years saving up to be at snooker's big event. I would wage every penny

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