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a chew hold on jerry excuse me that is such a terrible sneeze who

god bless you alice i gotta say i'm very careful about the way i sneezed now ever since

uh craig carton a couple weeks ago what does i mean he sneezed and he, you know how you try to hold in a sneeze sometimes? He tore something in his eye. What? His eye. From a sneeze? Yeah. I never heard of such a thing. The pressure from holding a sneeze, he tore something in his eyeball. Damn. A big red line across his eye.

No kidding. Yeah. I do not do that. I think it's getting better now, but. I hope so. I think about it now every time I sneeze. The only thing I've done is I have either pulled a muscle or maybe even cracked or like violently coughing. Yeah. I've had that happen one time, but I never heard of someone with a sneeze doing it. Very careful.

Damn.

I hope he's all right.

Earlier in the show, Jerry, I told you the story about the monkey. happened one time, but I never heard of someone with a sneeze doing it. Very careful.

Damn, I hope he's all right.

Early in the show, Jerry, I told you the story about the monkeys. There's three monkeys on the loose in Mississippi. Yeah. And I said, you know, if you're in Mississippi right now, please be careful. And you go, who's in Mississippi listening to this? Jason Sharp checking. I love it. Tell Jerry, I listen every morning working at the Biloxi Veterans Administration.

Come on.

That's awesome.

I moved from New York City in 2019 at 59 years old.

That's a big move.

Haven't seen any monkeys, but plenty of year-round cats.

Jason Sharp was his name?

Jason Sharp checking in.

Jason Sharp, we salute you. Chip Cawson says, tell Jerry, I'm listening right now in Alabama.

I love it. That's great. So we got Mississippi and Alabama. Do you think, I'm being serious.

That's cool. Do you think that we have at least one person from all 50 states.

Currently?

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