Epic Central listeners, you can find us every Monday through Friday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.

Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, welcome to Picks Central. My name is Martin Archibald Mush. We are joined here by Big Ev,

who is very still, very upset about his beard. And I'm not going to sugarcoat him being like,

oh, you look cute. You don't look good. No, it's horrible. And that's a friend. A friend tells

you when you don't look good. You look way better with the beard. And I don't like the people

saying like, oh, big F. Your name's Big F. People know you big. Yeah, I mean, listen, listen, I didn't, like, it wasn't like I was magically, my beer was going to come off, I wasn't going to be not fat.

Yeah, like, we knew.

I mean, we all knew what was under there.

I knew generally what it was going to look like, but I just, I hate it.

I just feel naked.

I just feel gross.

I feel like it was a blob.

We're also joined by Megan.

How are you, Megan? I'm great.

I will say that when that mustache came off, I was, you look like a completely different person after that mustache came off.

I know the goatee.

The goatee looked good.

When the goatee was there, I thought that looked good.

Yeah, I mean, I've just.

Your eyes, nose, and mouth are a lot closer together than I thought.

It's wild, right?

Yeah.

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