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November 10th.

November 10th.

Happy birthday to my dad.

64, I think.

Mr. Mayrose.

Yeah, it was some song. I'd have to do the math Let's do some math My uncle was the same birthday Right on the same age How about that? What year was you born? I'll tell you Yeah 64 I think Great Beatles song That's what he said Yeah What is it Will you still love me when you're 604 That's what he texted Yeah yeah. What is it? When I'm 64? When you're 64? That's what he texted. Yeah, and the thing. Yeah. I've been waiting 63 years to do that. The pre-show involved a lot of flights, so we'll get to that fucking. Yeah, airports are a shit show. Landed at 3 a.m. It was bananas. During a government, listen, I can be an asshole, okay? I talked about this on Tidde Show quick when they called me. I walked past 21. I go to the woman. I go, I know it's been a bad day. I'm just looking to see, like, is it a shot to, you know, maybe get on this thing? She's like, stand over here. You stand there? You wait for everybody. She's like, we have five people on standby and this and that. It's a full flight. Okay, no problem. They start calling people. Big Ev, no show. Clemer, no show. Fucking this guy, no show, that. I'm like, all right, hey, uh, am I good? I'm the only one kind of waiting. She's like, it's not a sister airport. So I got to shut the doors. I'm like, you, I said,

ma'am, you're, am i good i'm the only one kind of waiting she's like it's not a sister airport so i got to shut the

doors i'm like you i said ma'am you're willing and that would have got me to philly i was just

looking to go i was like man you're willingly you're willingly gonna shut the door right now with an

open seat in this kind of situation yeah got to do it i'm not a ticketing agent there's price

difference or whatever.

I'm like, are you kidding me?

So I went to somebody else to add me to other standbys and I told the woman what happened. She's like, that's bullshit. She goes that. She goes, she goes, she shouldn't have done that. I was like, yeah. That's where, like, you try to be nice to, like, you have...

That's the thing, dude.

Like, it's not thereful.

Like, I remember even, like, I said, I tweeted, like, I got basically the second the flight was supposed to board a media announcement, it's delayed four hours. And some, like, Schlepp in United, he sees the disappointment. He just looks at me. Shrugs goes, sorry. And in my, I'm like, what am I going to say to the guy? I'm just like, obviously it's not his small. Yeah, it's tough. It would have been one thing if I went over there.

Put me on standby right now.

It's like, what am I going to say to the guy? I'm just like, obviously it's not history. Yeah, it's tough. That's the same thing. It would have been one thing if I went over there.

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