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So it is PIC Central.

My phone computer just randomly restarted like 30 seconds before the show.

That's why Stefan is doing a great job here.

And he is sitting in and he is fixing it for me.

He won't be here the whole show him or his very, very tight shorts.

Hello, Kelly and Vegas is over there.

Barstool, Newhire, who really kind of pissed me off yesterday.

Kelly, I don't know if you know this, but when a gambling person is hired at Barstool,

they're expected to lose at least their first three or four picks.

Facts.

Let me, to quote the great Bill Snyder, you have to expect to win.

I guess, and this is the first time we've had Bill Snyder quoted on the show, unfortunately.

But I went 0 in 3 my first night, and you went 1 and 0 your first night.

You had the bucks, right?

I did have the bucks.

And it was kind of crazy because I wasn't supposed to announce that we were coming to Barstow.

My first tentative day was going to be August 2nd.

We're just going to be on cruise control until football season. I'm sitting in this production meeting and one of the merchandise girls is like, oh, we really need to pick for tonight's game.

I go, I like bucks minus four and a half.

And she goes, will you give that out?

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