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So the show that I thought we were going to do today would be the first full crew in a while, you know, the five of us sitting here just chopping it up after a historic college basketball weekend, a weekend where the storm chasers got what they want, the pinchmop guys got what they want, and basketball

just got turned on his head.

We're going to talk about college basketball, but I got to give you a little bit of update,

because the show that we're going to do is one that includes Smitty and Marty and Big Ev and

me.

And if you look to this side, you, of course, have the empty chairs left by the Menzzi Tour, which goes on without explanation. And we have an empty chair, which would

usually be taken up by Mr. Bosco. Why is Mr. Bosco not here? Well, it seems as though before

a lot of people got here this morning, there was a confrontation between Mr. Bosco and William Football,

Billy Football.

Seems like they were clashing over the rights to the desk that they both want to sit at,

and Rico had a meltdown and left.

And he came back, flustered, and now he is in the day Portnoy Show with Big Cat as his lawyer.

Rents cycle repeat.

Gaz's desk, too.

So, Gaz left his desk open for a couple days.

Well, a couple days?

Well, whatever.

At that point, it had been a couple days, right?

Rico squatted on it.

Then Rico got suspended. Billy squatted on it then Rico got suspended

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