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Stu, get a starter.

What do you want to say?

The mic's behind you, Stu.

Listen, the most impressive thing about Dave Portnoy is not that he's told every naysayer in the world, they're wrong,

and he's proved it.

Not that he's worth a quarter of a billion bucks.

Not that he's withstood everything.

And this last onslaught was so weak.

Like, that's what you're going to go after, Dave,

after we saw the sex videos after we know what he does.

That, that is what, come on, please, so weak.

So anyway, but I can't believe the guy's a great fuck and be this week with weed

because I ate a 250 milligram

punch bar right on the show before it started. And then Hank, Hank's like a little devious.

You know, like you got to really watch Hank because I would die for Hank and he's got my back.

But, you know, like he's a producer. He wants reactions. So he made me do the cross-country mortgage read.

And it might have been the best read someone's ever done ever.

Matter of fact, not only was I doing it, I was standing up like with my hands, jazz hands,

let's fucking go.

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