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Tony!

Sophia Seving is with us here in studio at the Brand Star Studios.

Did I say your last name correctly?

I did. Okay, good. We started off, we were having a little casual conversation. I said, you're the best pickleball player in the world. And you said, well, I'm number one in the APP. What does that mean? Well, there's two different leagues in pickleball. There's PPA and there's APP. So I play APP. I've only been playing APP this year. And then you have the PPA league,

which players are contracted to play. Right. So I decided to go the APP route, which I'm really happy about. So yeah, I'm the number one singles player on APP league. Why do you decide to go that route?

That's the big league, by the way. Whatever league your number one in is the big league. You get it, right? I agree. I just wanted to go that route.

Just because in PPA, you're locked down. You're only allowed to play PPA tournaments, which I

wasn't too fond of. I like to have, you know, the freedom to travel, to play different leagues,

different tournaments. I'm used to that from tennis. So I didn't really want to be locked down

into something that I'm not really sure where they're headed also. So I just like to have the

freedom to do what I want. You know, I had a sad moment over the weekend with pickleball and with

tennis because I went to the tennis facility where I live

and it used to be all tennis courts and they took half the tennis courts out and now it's

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