Picking My Friend Up From Jail

VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash

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🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On today's podcast David, Jason and Natalie record a Christmas episode complete with what David got for Christmas, what Natalie will do Christmas morning and a friend of theirs who spent an evening with P. Diddy. Also, Jason gets off a good roast, David gets turned away from the bank and Natalie reveals her favorite part of being a woman. And a little bit later Taylor and Alex join to talk about getting drug tested in school and some of David' s best high school stories. Listen to Jason's latest podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/122w2SF5ZEVbD8vPov8Hu6?si=xh5xoVTfSMqNmhvvE6HRvw

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0:00.0	What's up, guys?
0:08.5	Welcome back to Vuees.
0:10.6	It is the Christmas special.
0:15.5	Special guest, Natalie, and Jason is actually still here for the Christmas episode.
0:19.8	Merry Christmas, everybody. We hope you're having a wonderful time. And I hope you got all your gifts and all your stuff together. Jason wanted to record this episode because, well, first off, Natalie wanted to tell me what she wants for Christmas. Do you, are you expecting something for me? Of course. Really? You're not going to get me something for Christmas? No.
0:37.9	What?
0:39.1	I paid for that dinner for your birthday.
0:39.9	We're family, bro.
0:40.9	That was December 1st.
0:51.9	That counts. 6,700. For sure. Thank you for remembering how much it was. A lot of money for a dinner. It's disgusting. Wouldn't you rather had a gift? Was it actually 6,700? Are you making a six-seven joke?
0:53.3	No, no, it really was.
0:54.1	I remember.
0:57.6	No, I think that there, I think it was like five.
0:55.4	I don't do? Yeah, that's what I want. If I, listen, because obviously I'm celebrating, I'm celebrating Christmas in Carlsbad.
1:14.0	You're celebrating in Illinois. If I surprise you Christmas morning, I was under the tree with just a little bow over my penis. I love that. What would your reaction be? I'd be so grateful. Really? Yeah. Would you want me rock hard or soft? I think soft because obviously the whole thing is a joke in general, so I wouldn't want you to be hard because that would be creepy. Are you under the tree and your legs are just coming out? So you can just see your legs and your penis? And like the tree looks like my penis? Yeah, yeah. So it's just legs really. And then... I'm laying down. Like I'm posing for a magazine. and there oh, oh. And there's just like a little bow over my penis.
1:45.0	No shirt on, nothing.
1:46.5	No.
1:46.9	What family members would see me?
1:48.8	I just want to make sure. If I'm going to do the surprise for you. It would be Homero. Homero. My sister's up. You're two sisters. My dad would probably the first one to see you because he's the first one that wakes up.
1:59.0	Really?
1:59.5	Yeah.
2:00.2	Well, maybe I'll help me position the bow.
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