I'm in one of those weird states where like my hands are hot, but my body's cold, but my arms are sweating.

That's not, I'm not familiar with that.

I need help.

Welcome to The Crunch.

It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

I'm desperately waiting for you to tell me this story because I can't seem to put together any cogent thoughts.

So yesterday, apparently there's a problem at my local Walmart.

So apparently. So yesterday, there's a, apparently there's a problem at my local Walmart, so.

Apparently.

Apparently, we have a problem because the other day I went there to like pick up some skin

cream because I live in a dry climate.

Uh-huh.

We've been over this.

Yeah.

Yeah. And it was locked up. It was like a dollar and it was locked up in a case. You know one of those like cases where they put electronics? Like video game cases? Yeah. And so like they have like a case that's like just it's yeah. And then he was like yeah, these are like the money. This is like the products that we lost the most money on so we have them locked in cages anyway so a couple

weeks go by and it's ta-da it's last night so i need to buy some bread i need to buy some bread

and also underwear so i was like i'm going to buy uh walmart to buy bread and underwear

okay and i got the bread that one wasn't locked up but i got to the socks and underwear. Okay. And I got the bread. That one wasn't locked up.

But I got to the socks.

The underwear was locked up.

It was.

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