Welcome to the latest edition of the Audible, presented by Trader Joe's.

I'm Ralph Russo from The Athletic, joined by my colleague Bruce Feldman.

Stuart Mandel, not joining us today.

I think he'll be back.

I don't know.

Next week, the week after. Eventually, at some point, Stu will be back. He's just not here today.

July. Okay. Well, you know, July's not that far away, Bruce. So a couple of editorial notes,

or at least one editorial note for the sake of fairness and equal time. Last episode, for a little bit of the episode,

I had a Washington shirt on, Husky shirt on. It's hard to tell, but I'm very conscious of this.

I don't want to offend anybody. I have a duck shirt on today, just to make sure we're all

equal there. Today on the show, Bruce, we really don't have any Brendan Sorsby news.

So we don't really have to talk more about Brendan Sorsby.

Isn't that great?

It is great.

But if you want to hear more about Sorsby's NFL prospects, you can listen to our friend,

the Great Dane Bruegler, who will have a lot of analysis on what is going to happen and what the evaluation is going to look like.

And he will be on with our friends Robert Mays and Dave Hellman on the Athletic Football Show on Friday.

So look out for that if you are so inclined.

Ralph, you had a great idea of many of your great ideas.

The one thing you've definitely brought to the table, I think, is some good fodder.

And I want to give you a nod for this because this segment is brought to you by Ralph's twisted brain.

Well, so I am an idea man. That is true. I am definitely an idea man. Not necessarily an

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