Welcome to the podcast maneuver, the officially unofficial podcast,

for Card on CBS All Access. I'm Jim. I'm Aaron. And we just watched season

one episode four, it's held absolute candor. I want you to be absolutely candid here what

you think? Well I'm gonna open my opinion like a book and say that this continues to

have a lot of good stuff in it but it also had one of the

more embarrassing scenes in Star Trek history like a scene so awful I almost blacked out midway through it. Of course I'm referring to the the

romantic Borg ice skating rink date that that happened. This is the Borg version of curling. I think it is. I was thinking like

it seems impossible that there isn't in the entire span of the galaxy and the Borg's conquest of it.

There's never been a Borg drone working in a maintenance shaft and just slipping and falling on it.

Just just busting their ass wide open.

That has to be, that has to happen like every few weeks on a Borg cube.

It just has to.

And I'm just thinking these stiff-ass space

zombies struggling to get up and you know they're like little servos worrying as

it's trying like a turtle on its back to get up on a zero friction surface. Yeah like Wolf 359 right like they did

some evasive maneuvers you know some Borg fell over. Yeah you know it and then yeah

they're sliding around it's they're halfway through the battle they can't get up yeah see that they

don't know that lo cutis after data got through to him the first first he's gonna try

sleep if that didn't work he had slip up his up asleep he's just just going to slip he's going to simulate a signal to all Borg drones to report to the to the air shafts and then they just never recover

See I think these are specially designed hallways.

I think this is like the Olympics, essentially.

This is a rink, you know?

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