Physiology of Santa Claus (2022)

Dr. Matt and Dr. Mike's Medical Podcast

Dr. Mike Todorovic

Physiology, Physiotherapy, Health & Fitness, University, Science, Nursing, Education, Health, Anatomy, Medicine

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

In this episode, Dr Matt & Dr Mike explore the amazing physiology of Santa Claus. How can a chubby man from the North Pole withstand the forces necessary to deliver millions of presents in a single night?

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0:00.0	Children, children, children, can you hear that sound?
0:04.7	Isn't that my tinnitus?
0:06.0	Come closer and listen to a tale about a man with a belly like jelly.
0:10.6	With suspected metabolic syndrome.
0:12.4	Wearing a red coat, fur collar and cuffs.
0:15.1	Which is really a high-grade compression suit designed to withstand high G-forces.
0:19.6	Carrying a lofty sack.
0:21.2	Scrotol carcinoma.
0:22.4	With a joyful gruff laugh.
0:24.6	Pomeria deema due to acute attitude series.
0:28.0	This man, being a shill of Coca-Cola for many years, is of course, St. Nick, affectionately
0:33.7	known as Santa Claus.
0:37.2	Welcome everybody to the Christmas episode of Dr. Matt and Dr. Mike's Medical
0:41.1	podcast. Today we are doing something slightly different.
0:45.5	We're still talking about the human body and physiology, but today we're talking about
0:49.7	the human body of somebody very specific, somebody close to our heart, Matt.
0:56.6	St. Nick. St. Nick, Santa Claus. We all love Santee. And as we're approaching Christmas,
1:04.1	I think it's really important for us to talk about Santa Claus. His physiology. His physiology.
1:10.5	How he stays alive.
1:11.9	Well, yeah.
1:12.6	I think once you...
1:13.5	Is this his favorite time of the year or his dreaded time, do you think, based on what
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