It's Wednesday, September 18th, 2024 from Peach Fish Productions.

It's the gist, I'm Mike Paska.

And I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the pet consumption trends in Springfield, Ohio.

Oh, wait, actually I can't.

It's not happening. The local Arby has not been replaced replaced by a Petco. The Hearts Mountain is not the central feature at the all you can eat buffet.

The bibs being handed at at the local seafood shack have not swapped out the pictures of lobsters for Lhasa Apsoe.

The diner does not serve a German Shepherd Pie.

The local bakery does not offer a snickerdoodle made with actual chunks of labra doodle or

burn a doodle or golden doodle or snoodle and by the way all of those are

almost all of those there should be no d in the middle of that. The doodle, you're not borrowing the D from the poodle.

Labra doodle, the D is from the Labrador, so schneoodle doesn't get you borrow the d the schnauzer poodle should be a

shoodle or a burnoodle thank you so for reasons other than the fact that I'm converging on that we they if anyone actually finds a Haitian actually

eating a pet in Ohio it will all be over and Trump and Vance will be elected not

joking when I say that but they won't find that because nibbling a snoodle or a choodle very very unlikely and

until that time the memes will stick and will strike us as hilarious and

appropriate.

They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating,

they're eating the pets of the people that live there.

Nevertheless, the Wall Street Journal has dead of the people that live there.

Nevertheless, the Wall Street Journal has dedicated an impressive amount of resources

to this.

Now you could argue they maybe should be covering mineral wealth in the Congo or treatment

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