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No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Jen’s talking about her renewed love of talking on the phone and how texting sucks, America’s next top coup, the nuance of grieving, it’s finally Fran’s moment, and listener emails about couples vs. singles.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys. |
| 0:30.0 | No fun, no fun, good shit, good boys, podcast, good boys, let's it be. |
| 0:35.0 | No fun, the Jen Kirkman podcast episode 371 coming to you on Wednesday, January 20, |
| 0:43.0 | or whenever you're listening to this. I'm just telling you when it came out, okay? |
| 0:46.0 | Welcome to new listeners. I know there is a ton of you because I have been tweeting this shit |
| 0:51.0 | about this podcast lately. That sentence didn't make sense. And a lot of you ask, is this jokes? |
| 0:57.0 | Are there jokes? Oh, what am I sitting around telling jokes? Am I Jackie Mason? |
| 1:02.0 | Is that, I mean, can you gather from my tweets and my Instagram stories and my standup? |
| 1:08.0 | What this might be? I am Jen Kirkman. I am a comedian. I have two comedy specials on Netflix |
| 1:13.0 | that you can watch any old time. I'm going to die alone and I feel fine and just keep living. |
| 1:18.0 | And also you can buy them as albums. You can just go to the link and mall my bios, Twitter, Instagram, |
| 1:26.0 | buy those albums if you want to just listen to the audio version. I'm also an author. |
| 1:32.0 | You can find my two books anywhere, you buy books. But you know you're going to get it on Amazon probably. |
| 1:37.0 | I can barely take care of myself about being a woman who doesn't want kids. |
| 1:41.0 | And I know what I'm doing in other lives. I tell myself about turning 40, traveling the world dating, |
| 1:46.0 | all kinds of sexy, juicy stories for you. Now, but this podcast is not a book and it's not a comedy special. |
| 1:52.0 | It is where I can go to show another side of myself and be myself. And you can hopefully enjoy being part of my weekly monologue. |
| 2:00.0 | Nothing is scripted. It is not joke per minute. It's sometimes funny, sometimes serious, but always honest and real. |
| 2:07.0 | This is where a comedian goes to be her real self. |
| 2:13.0 | Now, this is the part of the podcast where I normally play a little music and tell you where I'm touring. |
| 2:18.0 | But there is no tour in 2021. That is right. Even if I'm vaccinated and COVID is not coming for me, there is no tour in 2021. |
| 2:28.0 | So the best way to see this face is to join my Patreon right now. |
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