1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call... 1-800-D-UI-O-A! You guys all think I'm tough, right? Sure, buddy. If you were describing me to your friends,

you'd say, Jeff's a no-nonsense,

ballbuster, ruffian, bad boy

doesn't take no for an answer.

Gosh, you must have been listening to it on my phone call.

Right?

Well, today, at least I try to be

when I call a guy who's thinking about putting his house up for sale

but as the realtor is a next-door neighbor whose house is already on the market

I'm inclined to change his mind and I'll do it by any means necessary

uh-oh aren't you scary I'll go way out of bounds if I have to I'm a ruffian remember

I bet you will it's your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap. In the weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello? Hey, is this Phil Buhn? This is him? Who's this? My name's Chuck Bockenbach. I'm the realtor for your next-door neighbors, the MIRCs. Okay. And I heard you were thinking about putting your house up on the market, too. Right. Yeah? How'd you hear that? From the Mersk, they were saying that you were considering it. Okay, but I already hired a realtor, so I don't need any representation. No, no, I'm not looking to work with you. In fact, I don't think I would work with you by the choice. Excuse me? You know, only because we just went on the market, and so it would be a conflict of interest to have two homes right next to each other, you know? Okay, I mean, doesn't that happen all the time? I don't really see the problem with it.

Yeah, but I think we can both agree that your house isn't even close to being as nice as the

bannies.

You've never been inside my house.

I don't have to be inside, just the overall look from the street appeal.

Theirs has this inviting, bold charm.

And yours, I mean, please don't take any offense to this,

but yours looks more like a soup kitchen.

Well, that's your opinion, and I don't really care about that.

In fact, I was shocked to not see a whole line of people dressed in rags

standing outside your door this morning.

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