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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Vahts In Ze Package

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one!

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0:00.0

Hey there, this is Josh from Stuff You Should Know with a message that could change your life.

0:07.4

The Stuff You Should Know Think Spring podcast playlist is available now.

0:11.9

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0:15.2

The stuff you should know, think spring playlist will make you want to get your overalls on,

0:19.5

get outside, and get your hands in the dirt.

0:21.6

You can get the stuff you should know think spring playlist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:29.6

It's time for your prank phone call. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And today, if you work with one of the big couriers and your package gets lost or stuck somewhere,

0:38.3

your biggest nightmare is dealing with their customer service to try to track it down.

0:43.4

Oh my gosh.

0:44.3

Honestly.

0:44.9

Correction, the new biggest nightmare is dealing with two German guys who work for that career.

0:51.8

Good luck getting any type of coherent answer out of them. But that's what happens today when a guy tries to send a pizza stone in the mail and it goes missing in your phone tap right now.

1:03.0

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

1:06.0

Hello?

1:08.0

Good morning. I'm calling from the customer support for Federal Express.

1:12.5

My name is Tviksdzekla.

1:15.6

Uh, who is this?

1:18.8

Twix Zikla?

1:20.3

The spelling is just how it sounds like T-W-I-E-Exteim.

1:26.2

From the FedEx, you have submitted an issue.

1:30.4

Oh, yeah.

1:32.4

So, I had a package that was stuck at the transport facility, or at least that's what it says

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