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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Touchless Massage

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he scheduled a surprise couples massage for Valentine’s Day but little does he know he actually signed up for a TOUCHLESS massage instead…

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0:00.0

I did. I don't think you should ever feel guilty about what you eat or drink, but it is time for a reset and I know that my body can feel it and that's why I'm going to Squeeze.com. It's the best way to start off my new year

0:14.8

okay I'm gonna eliminate this bloat lose some inches as well plus it just really

0:19.4

helps clear up your skin and there's even more benefits to juice cleanses with

0:23.0

squeeze dot com like increased energy and better sleep I'm even doing it this

0:26.6

time with my best friend because it makes it even more enjoyable to be able to text each

0:30.2

other back and forth what juice we're on the day. And you know of course how good

0:34.2

we're looking my skin is glowing in my selfies that I'm sending to her right now.

0:38.3

Find a friend, do it on your own. I mean the best thing about Squeeze.com is it's so easy to find the perfect

0:44.2

cleanse for you. Right now is the time to do it because you can also get free

0:48.4

I love that word free fast delivery nationwide when you use the code Brooke that's BRO-O-O-K-E. Brooke use the code

0:55.5

Brooke and we're gonna get you that free fast delivery nationwide it's so great try

0:59.2

it out squeeze.com. Snakes, zombies, sharks, heights, speaking in public, the list of fears is endless.

1:09.3

But while you're clutching your blanket in the dark, wondering if that sound in the hall was actually a footstep,

1:14.4

the real danger is in your hand when you're behind the wheel. And while you might think a great white shark

1:20.1

is scary, what's really terrifying and even deadly is distracted driving.

1:25.0

Eyes forward, don't drive distracted. Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council.

1:30.0

At one of the most famous restaurants in the world there's a table in the corner

1:34.8

where the most incredible conversations on the planet are happening every

1:38.9

week with owner Ruthie Rogers and amazing guests like Martha Stewart.

1:43.8

But I did have an affair with one of his best friends.

1:46.2

Jimmy Fallon.

1:47.2

Do you want to sit tonight over your dad while he gets attacked by alligators?

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