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Here's a good theoretical question.

Okay.

If your significant other is suspicious, you might be cheating on them.

What can you do to help ease their fears?

Do you, A, go out of town four straight weekends in a row to prove your fidelity to them?

No, what?

That's a great idea.

Do you be offered a handcuff yourself to them 24-7 for the next year?

Oh, a year.

Or C, ask us to call your partner and tell them,

Hey, we just found your man's cell phone in the bedroom of a seating motel.

Oh, why do I feel like that's the best option?

No, that's awful.

I mean, out of the other two.

Honestly, I think you can guess which one we went with.

Oh, no.

You'll hear how the woman reacts in your phone tap right now.

It's another phone tap.

In weekday mornings on the 20s.

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