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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Caribbean Cruise

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints that we cooked up for Timid Benjamin!

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0:00.0

And here's Heather with the weather.

0:01.7

Well, it's beautiful out there, sunny and 75, almost a little chilly in the shade.

0:07.1

Now, let's get a read on the inside of your car.

0:10.6

It is hot.

0:11.9

You've only been parked a short time, and it's already 99 degrees in there.

0:16.4

Let's not leave children in the back seat while running errands.

0:19.2

It only takes a few minutes for their

0:21.1

body temperatures to rise, and that could be fatal. Cars get hot, fast, and can be deadly. Never leave

0:27.4

a child in a car. A message from Nitzin the ad council. In today's prank phone call, we reach

0:31.9

out to a lady who works for the cruise lines. She handles all the emails and all the customer

0:37.2

service requests, and she told a friend of

0:39.8

hers that lately the guests seem to be getting more demanding and even more uptight.

0:47.3

That's why we thought we'd have a little bit of fun with her by having a young man named

0:51.3

Timid Benjamin called to ask a few normal-ish

0:55.9

questions about his upcoming

0:58.1

voyage. I'm sure

0:59.8

she won't get frustrated or completely

1:01.9

weirded out. In your phone tap

1:04.0

right now.

1:04.7

It's another phone tap.

1:06.2

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

1:09.2

Hello,

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