Phone Tap: Saying I Do To Dope Tikulitis

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!

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0:00.0	1-800-DU-I-O-A, now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.3	Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.7	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-DU-I-O-A.com or call 1-800-DU-I-O-A.
0:16.9	Is there any tradition more sacred than messing with a bride on the week of her wedding?
0:21.4	Oh my god.
0:23.0	Is that a tradition?
0:24.0	No, at least not on our show. That's as big as it gets.
0:27.1	We've done over a dozen of these and only been able to air four.
0:31.7	Because the others are still angry about what happened.
0:34.0	Yeah, something borrowed, something blue.
0:35.7	Well, we're going to try again today and this time we're going to replace the
0:41.2	efficient with a backup person that has a bad case of dope-ticulitis.
0:48.4	Is this the fifth one? Are we airing the fifth one?
0:50.8	If you don't know what dope-ticulitis is, you're about to hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:56.5	Another phone tap.
1:01.4	Hello.
1:02.4	Is this the Cassie **** that's getting married this weekend?
1:07.2	Yes.
1:08.0	Soon to be Mrs. Cassie.
1:11.5	Yes, who is that?
1:12.8	Congratulations first.
1:14.1	But my name is Henry Wilde.
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