Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean, just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.

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0:00.0	1-800-DU-I-O-A, now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers.
0:11.2	Visit 1-800-DU-I-O-A.com or call 1-800-DU-I-O-A!
0:16.2	Everyone knows when you sign your iPhone agreement or your car insurance policy or the expired lunch meat waiver at the deli,
0:25.4	releasing them from all liability in case it gets sick.
0:28.4	You never read the fine print on those things.
0:31.4	No!
0:32.4	Hurry!
0:33.4	Roll the dice.
0:34.4	Exactly.
0:35.4	Who wants to read the boring legal crap?
0:36.4	And that couldn't be more true than when you enter a contest.
0:40.4	Oh, yeah.
0:41.4	You just fill out your form, you submit it, and hope you get picked.
0:44.4	Sure.
0:45.4	Well, today we call a woman who already knows that she got selected as the grand prize winner for a free vacation.
0:51.4	Oh my gosh!
0:52.4	This is a dream come true!
0:53.4	She already knows that, but now she's going to find out all the tiny little details.
0:58.4	She didn't pay attention to when she signed up.
1:01.4	It's your phone tap right now.
1:08.4	Hello?
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